Vote for your Week 1 Pammy Nominees!

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Year 7 of the Pammies is underway!  If you're new to the actual voting process, each week The Official Pam Ward Chronicles Nominating Committee (aka me) will nominate 15-20 quotes for you to pick the best 10.  The winning quote of the week will earn that announcer 10 points all the way down to 1 point for 10th on our way to crowning a Pammies winner for 2013.  Here are your Week 1 nominees…

1) "Come on now, you get paid for it. Catch the ball." – Glen Mason after a key UNLV drop. (via Serpent of Eden)  

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2) "Devon Kennard is the son of his father Derek Kennard…" -Aaron Taylor (via joelederer)

3) "Utah State has 3 timeouts remaining, Utah has 4." – Justin Kutcher (via AA)

4) "That was huge for Pitt to make it a 3-possession game." – Jesse Palmer (via several) on a Pitt FG that changed the score from 31-10 to 31-13.

5) "You just sprayed me with some slaw." – Rece Davis to an eating Jesse Palmer (via CaptTouchback)

6) "There's strong, there's Army strong, then there's Charlie Strong" – Matt Millen (via bigbigbanger)

7) "The best way to describe Trey Burton? He's just a football player." – Andre Ware (via hbramblet)

8) "Welcome back on a humid afternoon in Morgantown, Virginia." – Adam Alexander (via DCAbloob)

9) "Hawaii is out-physicallying USC" – Aaron Taylor (via robtedlund)

10) "AJ McCarron doesn't beat you with his foot, he beats you with his heart" – Lou Holtz (via aaBatt)

11) "Michigan State didn't have an offensive touchdown AT ALL in 2012. That's their second of the evening" – Eric Collins (via sctvman)

12) "That's what football's supposed to sound like. Clean" – Matt Millen getting his senses mixed up. (via colinmeans)  

13) "Look at the ref swivel his hips and run" – Matt Stinchcomb (via phillipjtang)

14) "Growing up in upstate New York, I used to watch it when I was growing up, when it was on television." – Mark May fibbing to viewers about the ND-Michigan rivalry. (via Deadspin)

15) "The fan likes the huddle." – Gary Danielson (via AA)

16) "They might get out of jail free with this penalty card." – J Leman (via sctvman)

17) "Notre Dame, they are a football team" – Lee Corso (via crocshots)

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Vote for your Week 1 Pammy Nominees!

 

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Year 6 of the Pammies is underway!  The official Pammy Selection Committee has thought long and hard pouring over all the quotes that were sent in for the first weekend of college football and narrowed the list to 16 nominees for your vote.  Each week we'll nominate 15-20 quotes for you to pick the best 10.  The winning quote of the week will earn that person 10 points all the way down to 1 point for 10th on our way to finding our Pammies winner for 2012.  You can vote for your favorite five quotes.  Here are your nominees…

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1) "I don't know what disconcerting is." – Aaron Taylor (via sctvman)

2) "Alabama is used to playing on national TV, Michigan is not." – Mark May (via WebbNHD)

3) "When he's good, he's good.  When he's bad, he's bad." – Andre Ware (via NotFakeRichardH)

4) "I don't think that was holding. I saw no hold there. I'm not so sure about that." – Matt Millen (via Daniel)

5) "The Irish people, they're used to watching hurling, which looks like a mixture of lacrosse and second degree manslaughter." – David Feherty (via AA)

6) "41 yard attempt coming, and he drilled it. Correction! He missed it." – Carter Blackburn (via hokie_Byrd)

7) "The longer you are from the first down, the harder it is to get." – Danny Kanell (via PayneNick)

8) "I've never seen a ball completed that was thrown out of bounds." – Brian Griese (via dantrainor1)

9) "There's a lot of RedHawks who have Ohio ties, played high school football in the Buckeye state." – Eric Collins describing the Miami (OH) roster. (via AA)

10) "If you make the easy plays 100% of the time at the quarterback position, it makes the game much easier." – Shaun King (via MichaelProcton)

11) "Get your horns out. Get your lawnmower and plow this thing in." – Dan Hawkins (via Brandon_Folsom)

12) "You have a 6'5" future NFL tight end versus a guy who will work on a submarine some day. I like that matchup." – Gary Danielson (via levnaginsky)

13) "He (Tyler Tettleton) is the son of Hall of Fame catcher Mickey Tettleton" – Jesse Palmer putting a 2x All-Star and lifetime .241 hitter in the Hall of Fame (via IamRobSimms)

14) "Instead of Breakfast at Wimbledon, it's libations with Lundquist, right?" – Gary Danielson (via AA)

15) "And he puts it through, putting UTEP back on top." – Mike Morgan calling a missed UTEP field goal (via nwnAdam)

16) "A big swallow job by number 99." – Tom Hart (via HodgeChris5)

17) "What he saw were what his eyes were showing him." – Matt Millen (via asigler13)

VOTE for your Week 1 Pammy Nominees! (Vote for up to 5)

Matt Yoder

About Matt Yoder

Managing Editor of Awful Announcing and award winning sportswriter. Bloguin consigliere. The biggest cat in the whole wide world.

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