The Super Bowl: America’s unofficial holiday to celebrate its own awesomeness.
With the New England Patriots and Atlanta Falcons set to play on Sunday with over 100 million viewers across the country, we here at Awful Announcing are honored to enhance the country’s biggest sporting event with an announcer drinking game that parodies all the storyline tropes and broadcaster idiosyncrasies we are about to experience on FOX.
Without further ado, here’s the ultimate Super Bowl LI drinking game to be enjoyed responsibly during Sunday night’s five-hour, ultra-marathon.
[Note: Don’t be an idiot and drink and drive.]
Drink 1 when we are reminded about:
The latest
2. Bill Belichick/Tom Brady going for record 5th Super Bowl ring
3. Tom Brady vs. Matt Ryan QB battle
4. Top ranked-offense (Falcons) vs. top-ranked defense (Patriots)
5. Patriots WR Chris Hogan playing lacrosse at Penn State
6. Rob Gronkowski’s injury
7. Malcolm Butler’s Super Bowl XLIX-winning INT
8. Atlanta’s potential 1st Super Bowl win
9. Matt Ryan playing at Boston College
10. Dan Quinn’s “revenge” after being Seattle’s ex-defensive coordinator
11. Kyle Shanahan being the next San Francisco 49ers’ head coach
12. The “Dirty Bird”
13. “24: Legacy
14. One of the following is used to describe a white player:
– “Gritty”
– “Gym rat”
– “Deceptive speed”/“sneaky athletic”
– “High motor”
– “Coach on the field”
– “High football IQ”
– “Intangibles”
– “Heady”
– “Winner”
– “Just a football player”
– “Wes Welker-type”
Drink 2 when:
Joe Buck…
15. Uses 1 word sentences (i.e. “RYAN! JONES! TOUCHDOWN!”)
16. Says, “The pass issssss… (fill in blank)
17. Finds a way to mention Aaron Rodgers
Troy Aikman…
18. Says, “That’s a heckuva job by (fill in player)”
19. Responds to Joe Buck with “You’re absolutely right, Joe.”
20. Humble brags about playing in the Super Bowl
Chug when:
21. The Browns are mocked for having a former player/coach in Super Bowl
22. Tom Brady being a 6th round draft pick is mentioned
23. Gisele Bündchen is mentioned or shown
24. Matt Ryan is referred to as “elite”
25. Game is followed by…
-Arthur Blank dancing
-A drunken Robert Kraft interview
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