The Hawks have a fun promotion involving a fan trying to keep streetball legend Hot Sauce from scoring within 24 seconds. If you do, you win a set of tires.

The results are often entertaining; here’s what happened when a fan decided to talk a bit of trash ahead of the contest, for example.

Enter perhaps the world’s worst defender: reporter Darren Rovell.

Rovell would have probably had a better chance at beating the Freeze than he did stopping Hot Sauce, all things considered. And that’s exactly how it played out:

Honest question: has Darren Rovell ever seen a game of basketball before?

About Jay Rigdon

Jay is a writer and editor for The Comeback, and a contributor at Awful Announcing. He is not a strong swimmer.