“Next Big Thing” Kristaps Porzingis was taking part in a charity event for the New York Knicks and faced his toughest one-on-one matchup yet in the NBA…

Retro-USA-jersey-wearing sports business reporter and tweeter extraordinaire Darren Rovell.

Or not…

Rovell telling Porzingis “bring it” is hysterical.  Look at that defensive stance!  Check out the vertical leap challenging the shot!  One can easily imagine Rovell dominating those notoriously tough ESPN pick-up games at the Bristol Y.

Let’s see how this small child did against Porzingis by comparison…

Oh, Darren.