This is the top post on the sports sub-reddit with the title, “ESPN wonders why they are losing subscribers.”

They’re not wrong.

It’s the screencap above of First Take advertising Stephen A. Smith talking about “love and lasagna.”

Apparently Smith was a guest on something called “The Chew” to cook his “famous” lasagna recipe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjpDPrnAA3w

Hopefully the lasagna doesn’t scream at you as you’re putting it into the oven.

Remember that this was the moment that the self-proclaimed worldwide leader in sports lost total control and hurtled into the depths of outer space, never to be heard from again.

In fact, a galaxy far, far away might be the only way we can be safe from Stephen A. Smith’s takeover of ESPN.

Sorry, Andromeda.

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