Sam Dekker is a white guy.
If you watched the NBA Draft on Wednesday night, or any Wisconsin basketball game over the past few years, you already know this.
But you’d also know it by the player comparisons to Dekker. As friend of AA Paul Pabst likes to always note, there’s a funny quirk when it comes to scouting reports and player comparisons where white guys always get compared to other white guys, no matter how similar or dissimilar their games might actually be. This hypothesis manifested itself when ESPN’s Jalen Rose dusted off the Wally Szczerbiak tape from out of nowhere as Dekker’s NBA doppelganger. Even Kyle Lowry of the Raptors joked that Rose was just comparing players who looked alike.
Is jalen rose just comparing people that look a like ? Lmfao…
— Kyle Lowry (@Klow7) June 26, 2015
Naturally, it wasn’t just Sczerbiak who was compared to Dekker on draft day. No, no, no, no. In fact, you can make the case that Sam Dekker is basically every white guy who has ever laced it up in the association….
Gordon Hayward
The http://t.co/jU5uomGtFk comp for Dekker is Gordon Hayward. Do these folks have even a modicum of self awareness?
— Janky Robinson (@22ndtimeout) June 26, 2015
Dekker is my sleeper on this draft. He reminds me of Gordon Hayward. And yes, I compared him to another white guy. Sorry
— Matt Barnes (@Matt_NBC4) June 26, 2015
Brad Stevens coached Gordon Hayward who many compare to Sam Dekker.
— Jon Griffith (@JoncGriffith) June 26, 2015
Wally Szczerbiak
https://twitter.com/BPredict/status/614246746676428800
Come on!!! Wally Szczerb comparison for Dekker? Make a little effort.
— COFIELD (@stevecofield) June 26, 2015
Keith Van Horn
We going to see @dekker to the Bucks?! I like the pick. An elevated Keith Van Horn for sure
— Sam Sova (@samsova) June 26, 2015
Chandler Parsons
Rockets select Chandler Parsons, uh, I mean Sam Dekker.
— Darius Soriano (@forumbluegold) June 26, 2015
Dekker’s stylistically somewhat similar to Chandler Parsons. Surprised no PG for Houston, but you can see what Morey might be thinking here.
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) June 26, 2015
Chase Budinger
https://twitter.com/kevinparten/status/614214131663679488
The #Rockets lost Chase Budinger a few years ago and just drafted another guy like him in Sam Dekker #Badgers
— Mike Cianciolo (@MikeCianciolo) June 26, 2015
Kyle Korver
Hoping Dekker drops to Atlanta Hawks #NBADraft2015 Another outside shooter like a poor man's Korver.
— Punagold (@PunaGold) June 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/Garebear_20/status/614246560138924036
Steve Novak
https://twitter.com/BYUfootballguy/status/614102033461743618
Kyle Singler
I see a lot of Kyle Singler in Sam Dekker… Big college name, but will have a tough time in the NBA
— Korbin Winsor (@KorbinW10) June 26, 2015
Sam Dekker is an athletic Kyle Singler
— Reel BC (@RealBisi) June 26, 2015
Adam Morrison
https://twitter.com/kevinparten/status/614214131663679488
And yes, Larry Bird.
https://twitter.com/karinna_cesar/status/614246623301009408
This is incredible. I mean really, the only name missing from this list is Eric Piatkowski! Wait a second…
Sam Dekker = Eric Piatkowski
— F1nZ x DRACOREX x SPOOKYszn 👻🐬🔄 (@16alain16) June 26, 2015
I think we’re done here.
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