Some of the most adorable moments from the postseason have been NBA stars with their children at the podium for their postgame press conferences.  Who could forget Derrick Rose and his son P.J. and all the great memes they created?

After the Warriors beat the Rockets in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals, Steph Curry took to the podium with his daughter Riley where we had this cute moment where she told him to be quiet.

Aaawwwwwwww.  What a great moment and a glimpse into Steph Curry not just as a basketball player, but as a father.  We should really cherish these humanizing moments that remind us life is much more important than sports, right?

Wrong.

If you’re ESPN’s Brian Windhorst, you want all these damn wiener kids to get up outta your business.

https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne/status/600896599527567360

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE REPORTERS!!!

Ramona Shelburne is right.  I can’t think of a generally more unpopular position to take on any issue than saying “ban children.”  Forget Gregg Popovich and Bill Belichick – apparently there’s nothing more intimidating for the assembled media at a postgame presser than the presence of a toddler.