Comic Book Guy – Keith Olbermann
There’s nobody in this industry that fits Comic Book Guy’s sarcastic demeanor quite like Keith Olbermann. Let’s face it, worst persons in the sports world is basically Comic Book Guy’s entire ethos as a character come to life. By the way, did you realize it wasn’t until 2005 that CBG’s real name was revealed to be Jeff Albertson? Who knew!
Chief Wiggum – Lou Holtz
Ralph Wiggum – Mark May
The bumbling first family of the Springfield Police Department couldn’t be more adeptly played by ESPN’s infamous college football Final Verdict tandem.
Dr. Hibbert – Every Sunday morning NFL pregame analyst
The fake laughter says it all.
Gil – Erik Kuselias
A man who jumps from job to job and sadly… doesn’t have much luck at any of them.
Hank Scorpio – Rupert Murdoch
Maniac supervillain hellbent on world domination? Not even Hank Scorpio would be audacious enough to bring together Fox and Time Warner to bring down ESPN.
Kent Brockman – Bob Costas
The ultimate anchorman. Just one time, one time, please let Bob Costas do this for his halftime essay on Sunday Night Football. It’d go over a lot better than that whole gun control screed…
Troy McClure – Joe Buck
Hi, I’m Joe Buck. You might remember me from such television events as the World Series, the Super Bowl, that time Randy Moss pantomimed mooning the crowd at Lambeau Field, and Joe Buck Live.
Itchy & Scratchy – Richard Deitsch and Darren Rovell
Finally, we end with our favorite episodic battle in the sports media universe – Richard Deitsch vs Darren Rovell. I look forward to their next Twitter War when they get to fight over who gets to be Itchy and who gets to be Scratchy.
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