The 2014 Sochi Olympics are almost here and in light of Vladimir Putin's comments and Russia's notorious anti-gay policies, SNL decided to tackle what would happen if gay athletes acutally boycotted the games. The result? The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championship. And, it wasn't pretty.
I think the male half of the heterosexual couple really steals the show with his motorboating. Hopefully, this is not a Plan B that would ever come to fruition.