Mark Teixeira is in for a huge letdown…

Maybe someone should tell him to watch the first play and just fast forward through the rest so he doesn't waste his time.  Who DVR's the Super Bowl anyways?  I'm just impressed Teixeira could successfully navigate his evening without having the outcome of a game watched by over 100 million people spoiled.

Of course, A-Rod will probably text him the score before he gets home.  He ruins everything.

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