Yesterday, the University of Nebraska announced that it had fired its head football coach, Bo Pelini, effective immediately, after seven seasons and zero conference titles. Despite a 9-3 season this year, it was not enough to save Pelini’s job, and he will not coach whatever bowl game the Huskers end up in.
As soon as it was announced, Twitter exploded with the news and waited for the reaction from the very popular parody account, @FauxPelini. Well, he did not disappoint:
WAIT WHAT
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
THAT'S IT I QUIT
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU ARE PAYING ME NOT TO LIVE IN LINCOLN NEBRASKA AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE SAD
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
(Nebraska owes Pelini $7.9 million)
THIS IS VERY CONFUSING I DIDN'T KNOW OUR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR WAS A REAL PERSON
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
(Perhaps a dig at AD Shawn Eichorst e-mailing the football team to let them know of Pelini’s firing)
CAN I GO BACK INTO THE STADIUM AND SAY GOODBYE ONE LAST TIME ALSO WHERE IS MY BLOWTORCH
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
WHERE IS MY STAPLER
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
WELL I FINALLY LOST LESS THAN FOUR GAMES IN A SEASON SO YOU'RE WELCOME
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
I HEREBY OFFER TO COACH NEBRASKA IN THE BOWL GAME I CAN DO IT VIA TWITTER HOW HARD CAN IT BE
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
AT THE END OF THE DAY THIS PRESS CONFERENCE BLOWS
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
THIS WAS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY EXECUTION YOU IMBECILES
— Faux Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
What’s next for the real Pelini is unclear, however we can only hope this Twitter account stays alive and kicking wherever Pelini goes, and we’re not the only ones:
Worst part: During super-secret lunch, @FauxPelini told me he'd prob shut it down if not-fake Pelini got canned. Pls reconsider!
— Teddy Greenstein (@TeddyGreenstein) November 30, 2014
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