Your Week 8 Pammies Winners & Updated Standings


Week 8's Top 10 and updated standings are after the jump!  Find out who closed ground on the leaders this week and made a huge jump up the standings…

10) "They get a turnover on downs." – Brian Griese on a 3rd down stop (via sctvman)

9) "How good are you in college football? As good as your backup quarterback." – Mike Mayock (via awkwardsport)

8) "If you're there, you're there. If you're here, you're here." – Joey Galloway (via CBJSprague24)

7) "Not so fast, Ghostbusters!" – Lee Corso to Bill Murray (via sctvman)

6) "Once Manziel breaks the pocket, it's over for the A&M secondary." – Gary Danielson (via brannen_mcmahan)

5) "The center had a bit of a butt roll." – Mike Mayock (via racefortheprize)

4) "Great win for Auburn and Gus Manziel!" – Gary Danielson (via CaptTouchback)

3) "He's really half H-back, half tight end, half right guard with #35 on his back." – Gary Danielson (via amolyajnik)

2) "That field goal was just what Baylor needed for momentum going to halftime." – Matt Stinchcomb on a 37-0 game. (via joelgrunberger)

1) "Iowa hasn't given up a single rushing TD this year, that will get at least doubled today." – David Pollack getting fooled on multiplying by zero. (via ihatelawschool)

Week 8 Standings

1) Matt Millen 52 pts

2) Gary Danielson 42 pts

3) Lou Holtz 37 pts

4) Lee Corso 31 pts 

5) Mark May 27 pts, 

6) David Pollack 19 pts

7) Brent Musburger 17 pts

T8) Jesse Palmer 15 pts, Dan Hicks 15 pts

Others receiving votes: Glen Mason 13 pts, Kirk Herbstreit 13 pts, Mike Mayock 12 pts, Don Criqui 10 pts, Rece Davis 9 pts, Joe Tessitore 9 pts, Matt Stinchcomb 9 pts, Pete Najarian 9 pts, Chris Spielman 9 pts, Tom Hammond 8 pts, Brad Nessler 8 pts,  Beth Mowins 7 pts, Eric Collins 7 pts, Joey Galloway 7 pts, Spencer Tillman 7 pts, Brian Jones 6 pts, Ovie Mughelli 6 pts, Joey Harrington 5 pts, Danny Kanell 5 pts, Petros Papadakis 5 pts, Ray Bentley 4 pts, Chuck Long 3 pts, Chris Fowler 3 pts, Justin Kutcher 2 pts, Sean McDonough 2 pts, Brian Griese 2 pts, Aaron Taylor 1 pt, Verne Lundquist 1 pt, Dave Pasch 1 pt, Tim Couch 1 pt, Mark Jones 1 pt.

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Your Week 8 Pammies WInners & Updated Standings


If only Ryan Lochte appeared on College GameDay every week, then we may have some competition in this year's Pammies.  Congrats to Lochte on becoming the first Olympic Gold Medalist and Pammies weekly winner!  But, with the departures of both Craig James and Pam Ward, Matt Millen is on his way to this year's title and there's nothing barring ESPN televising a Mark May filibuster that will stop him.  The Pammies standings and your weekly Top 10 after the jump…

10) "If he throws it away from the defense, it might be a touchdown" – Todd Blackledge on an INT in the endzone (via ZacMcCrary)

9) "Both teams very concerned, when you get in the redzone, you gotta come away with 7, not 6." -Glen Mason (via HenryClayAiken)

8) "One of my fantasies is to throw it back to Robert Flores." – Sean McDonough (via sctvman)

7) There is so much eye candy in this Arizona State offense." – Jesse Palmer

6) "Nebraska draws first blood" – Danny Kanell with the score 10-7 Nebraska (via tjlaroe)

5) "Michael Doctor with the interception. You might say the doctor was home" – Matt Millen (via NickLough)

4) "This could be just the break Iowa needed." – Derek Rackley as Penn State fumbles ball into the end zone, up 31-0 on Iowa (via sctvman)

3) "If they're going to win this game, they're going to have to score." – Brian Griese (dshookcsl)

2) "You get their balls in their hands, and they are freakish." – Matt Millen (via tdmaverick12)

1) "Ya know, uhh, there' gonna, I think they're gonna end their six game losing streak in the SEC, so I'm gonna go with Auburn. " – Ryan Lochte picking LSU/A&M

Week 8 Standings

1) Matt Millen 64 pts

T2) Mark May 20 pts, Verne Lundquist 20 pts

T4) Desmond Howard 19 pts, Erin Andrews 19 pts,

Others receiving votes: Gary Danielson 15 pts, Dan Hawkins 14.5, Danny Kanell 14 pts, Lee Corso 12 pts, Chris Martin 12 pts, Gus Johnson 12 pts, Eric Crouch 12 pts, Todd Blackledge 11 pts, Andre Ware 10.5 pts, Brian Griese 10 pts, Kirk Herbstreit 10 pts, Brent Musburger 10 pts, Kevin Carter 10 pts, Wendi Nix 10 pts, Glen Mason 10 pts, Dave Neal 9 pts,  Carter Blackburn 9 pts, Joel Klatt 9 pts, Eddie George 8 pts, Beth Mowins 8 pts, Tom Hart 7 pts, Derek Rackley 7 pts, Lou Holtz 6 pts, Jesse Palmer 5 pts, David Pollack 4 pts, Charles Davis 4 pts, Chris Fowler 4 pts, Rece Davis 4 pts, Brad Nessler 3 pts, Sean McDonough 3 pts, Dale Drypolcher 2 pts, Mike Morgan 1 pt, Tom Cole 1 pt.

Celebrity Division: Ryan Lochte 10 pts, Charles Barkley 9 pts, David Feherty 8 pts.

About Matt Yoder

Award winning sportswriter at The Comeback and Awful Announcing. The biggest cat in the whole wide world.