Your Week 5 Pammies Winners & Updated Standings

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Week 5's Top 10 and updated standings are after the jump.  Find out who took this week's top spot and whether or not Matt Millen keeps his spot at the top…

10) "Wilds left the field with his arm on a stretcher." – Dave Pasch (via mark12812)

9) "This is the quintessential Rick Leach offense." – Matt Millen on Mike Leach (via cmmenta)

8) "I hate to do this, but I am going against Jesus." – Lee Corso picking OU over ND (via rokcesnovar)

7) "He's got a rope… and he can smoke it." – Beth Mowins mixing metaphors. (via blythedustin)

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6) "They're going to have to outscore the Tigers to win this game." – Lee Corso (via acjoeyjones)

5) Jesse Palmer: Logan Thomas can reach the endzone here on 2 knees.
Rece Davis: But if he does that he'll be down. (via scotty_row)

4) "Smart players make smart decisions. Not smart players make not so smart decisions." – Matt Millen (via FauxJustinHunter)

3) "The Big Ten has got a great reputation when you look at what they've done with the SEC in bowl games." – Lou Holtz (via AA)

2) "Watching Tommie Rees is like watching Peyton Manning." – Dan Hicks (via capttouchback)

1) "Rees throws, intercepted! No, it's dropped! No, it's gonna be run back. 14-0 Sooners. Wait, he's ruled down." – Don Criqui on Notre Dame radio. (via pearsonjeff)

Week 5 Standings

1) Matt Millen 38 pts

T2) Mark May 27 pts, Lee Corso 27 pts

4) Lou Holtz 25 pts

T5) Jesse Palmer 15 pts, Dan Hicks 15 pts

Others receiving votes: Glen Mason 13 pts, Brent Musburger 11 pts, Don Criqui 10 pts, Rece Davis 9 pts, Pete Najarian 9 pts, Chris Spielman 9 pts, Brad Nessler 8 pts, Eric Collins 7 pts, Spencer Tillman 7 pts, Brian Jones 6 pts, Ovie Mughelli 6 pts, Joey Harrington 5 pts, Danny Kanell 5 pts, Beth Mowins 4 pts, Joey Galloway 4 pts, Ray Bentley 4 pts, Chuck Long 3 pts, Justin Kutcher 2 pts, Sean McDonough 2 pts, Aaron Taylor 1 pt, Brian Griese 1 pt, Verne Lundquist 1 pt, Dave Pasch 1 pt.

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Your Week 5 Pammies Winners & Updated Standings

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Although Matt Millen still leads the 2012 Pammies, there are several contenders beginning to emerge.  The Gameday duo of Lee Corso and Desmond Howard sit in the Top 5 as does another of ESPN's studio crew.  In fact, ESPNers make up our entire Top 5 so far this year… and that's without Craig James and Pam Ward!  Here's your Top 10 for Week 5…

10) "Thats what the kids today call 'beasting' a football" – Charles Davis (via TroyMauriello) Those kids and the things they say today.

9) "THE COWBOYS! BAM 69!" – Gus Johnson (via the506)

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8) "Jack Russell should play for Butler. He could be a Jack Russell Terrier." – Brad Nessler (via CBusch209) Butler are the Bulldogs.

7) "When you think of the defensive trenches in the Big 10, you think about Ndamukong Suh." – David Pollack (via bubbaprog)  Ndamukong Suh played for Nebraska when they were in the Big XII, not the Big 10.

6) "Wild card here" – Verne Lundquist when Tennessee got into the wildcat. (via CantonJayne)

5) "I don't have the greatest memory for words at my age" – Lou Holtz (via sommelierMark)

T3) "It's got to be inconclusive video evidence to overturn the call on the field." – Andre Ware. (via sjwest86)

T3) "They don't have a lot of timeouts left" – Dan Hawkins on Cincy having no timeouts left (via FakeMikeLondon)

2) "Be sure to get tickets for one of the top bowl games of the year the BBVA Compass bowl" – Dave Neal (via philipjtang)

1) "I'm not big on the Beavers right now, I know David Pollack is big on the Beavers, he's sipping that Beaver juice." – Desmond Howard (video via SBNation)

Week 5 Standings

1) Matt Millen 36 pts

2) Desmond Howard 19 pts

3) Mark May 17 pts

4) Lee Corso 12 pts

5) Andre Ware 10.5 pts

Others receiving votes: Kevin Carter 10 pts, Erin Andrews 10 pts, Wendi Nix 10 pts, Verne Lundquist 10 pts, Charles Barkley 9 pts, Dave Neal 9 pts, Danny Kanell 9 pts, Carter Blackburn 9 pts, David Feherty 8 pts, Glen Mason 8 pts, Gary Danielson 8 pts, Eddie George 8 pts, Beth Mowins 8 pts, Dan Hawkins 7.5, Brent Musburger 7 pts, Tom Hart 7 pts, Chris Martin 6 pts, Lou Holtz 6 pts, Eric Crouch 6 pts, Jesse Palmer 5 pts, David Pollack 4 pts, Gus Johnson 4 pts, Charles Davis 4 pts, Brad Nessler 3 pts, Brian Griese 2 pts, Dale Drypolcher 2 pts, Mike Morgan 1 pt.

Matt Yoder

About Matt Yoder

Managing Editor of Awful Announcing and award winning sportswriter. Bloguin consigliere. The biggest cat in the whole wide world.

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