Your Week 3 Pammies Winners & Updated Standings!

 

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With the big Texas A&M-Alabama showdown dominating college football, I would have thought for sure that Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson would heavily populate this week's Pammies.  Alas, it wasn't to be as the CBS pair only have 1 combined point.  That puts them further behind Matt Millen, Mark May, and another older, angry ESPN analyst who takes this week's top spot.  Week 3's Top 10 and updated standings are after the jump…

10) "Here's a nit, let's pick it." – Verne Lundquist (via AA)

9) "Kirk, after the first quarter, the Tide outscored Alabama 24-9" – Lee Corso (via sctvman)

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8) "I don't know what a football player is supposed to look like, but he looks like one." – Glen Mason (via krupy445)

7) "I'd take the points and kick it here." – Joey Galloway on a 21 point deficit with 7 minutes to play (via mrpowerhoward)

6) "They're just being out-efforteded." – Joey Harrington (via halosbeavpanths)

5) "I don't know what you just said, but I agree 100%" – Brian Jones (via jrhoward81)

4) "I've played in National Championship games and Super Bowls but this game here (A&M-Bama) tops them all." – Spencer Tillman (via GCT_7)

3) "I don't know how you got your mouth around that thing, partner." – Brad Nessler to Todd Blackledge after Taste of the Town (via solidorange13)

2) "That is a man play.  That is how you get off." – Matt Millen (via Kyle_Whitfield)

1) "I'm getting upset and I mean it sincerely because you don't listen.  All you're thinking about is 'we have 8 more months till basketball starts.'  That's the only thing important to you.  You don't listen to a damn thing.  I am damn sick and tired of everyone jumping on coaches and you particulary and I mean that sincerely.  I don't want to do this damn thing anymore and I mean it.  [knocks over podium]  And that ain't an act, to hell with it." – Lou Holtz to Rece Davis, Mark May, and anyone who would listen. (via AA)

Week 3 Standings

1) Matt Millen 29 pts

2) Mark May 17 pts, Lou Holtz 17 pts

4) Lee Corso 12 pts

5) Glen Mason 11 pts

Others receiving votes: Jesse Palmer 9 pts, Rece Davis 9 pts, Brent Musburger 8 pts, Brad Nessler 8 pts, Eric Collins 7 pts, Spencer Tillman 7 pts, Brian Jones 6 pts, Ovie Mughelli 6 pts, Joey Harrington 5 pts, Joey Galloway 4 pts, Chuck Long 3 pts, Justin Kutcher 2 pts, Sean McDonough 2 pts, Aaron Taylor 1 pt, Brian Griese 1 pt, Verne Lundquist 1 pt.

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Your Week 3 Pammies Winners & Updated Standings

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The Top 10 countdown for Week 3 of the Pam Ward Chronicles are here and in what could be the biggest runaway I've ever seen with the Pammies, Erin Andrews ran away with the vote this week almost tripling the vote total of second place!  Also this week, David Feherty gains some competition in the general sports classification.  The envelope please…

10) "He was down. Oh wait, the ball was coming out." – Gary Danielson (via theUNLVBigGuy)

9) "They do a great job of snapping the ball" – Dale Drypolcher (via AlexFromBuffalo)

8) "He just out-athleted everyone else on the field." – Charles Davis (via tobyhyde)

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7) "He's got little guy feet and a big body" – Matt Millen (via cbarrett0256)

6) "He tracks him down like his middle name is Garmin" – Desmond Howard (via CaptTouchback)

5) "He's smart from the neck up" – Chris Martin (via GeoffreyMarshall)

4) "Brady Quinn won't play as long as he's behind Peyton Manning in Denver." – Brent Musburger (via FlubberMcGee)

3) "If you can't score, you can't win." – Mark May (via jwdoane)

2) "We got lot of fat people here in Alabama" – Charles Barkley (via phillipjtang)

1)  "Nobody's going to class tomorrow morning" ~ Erin Andrews  That's because tomorrow's Sunday, Erin. (via crippenstation)

Week 3 Standings

1) Matt Millen 29 pts

2) Mark May 17 pts

T3) Kevin Carter 10 pts, Erin Andrews 10 pts

T5) Desmond Howard 9 pts, Charles Barkley 9 pts, Danny Kanell 9 pts, Carter Blackburn 9 pts

Others receiving votes: David Feherty 8 pts, Eddie George 8 pts, Brent Musburger 7 pts, Beth Mowins 7 pts, Tom Hart 7 pts, Chris Martin 6 pts, Jesse Palmer 5 pts, Gary Danielson 4 pts, Charles Davis 3 pts, Brian Griese 2 pts, Gus Johnson 2 pts, Dale Drypolcher 2 pts, Mike Morgan 1 pt, Andre Ware 1 pt.

 

 

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Managing Editor of Awful Announcing and award winning sportswriter. Bloguin consigliere. The biggest cat in the whole wide world.

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