Your Week 12 Pammies Winners & Updated Standings!

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Who took top spot in the dual between Gary Danielson and Matt Millen? Week 12's Top 10 and updated standings are after the jump! 

10) "Well, he's a man." – Gary Danielson on Todd Gurley (via ryanohalloran)

9) "The Illibuck trophy kinda looks like a squirrel." – Brian Griese. It's actually a wooden turtle. (via shawndunagan)

8) "My beloved Buckeyes rolled against the Fighting Illini." – Mark May learning what sarcasm is (via schmuckalucka)

7) "You've been against Ohio State as long as I've been on this show." – Lou Holtz to Mark May (via AA)

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6) "If you put A.J. McCaron on Texas A&M, he'd struggle." – David Pollack (via ralphdrussoap)

5) "He looks like a player… in his uniform." – Chris Simms (via tycharkas)

4) Gary Danielson: He's accurate.  Short, but accurate.
Verne Lundquist: Actually, he's about 6 foot 1 (via sa9273)

3) "When it's nice outside Jordan Lynch rides a bike to class. That's impressive." – Desmond Howard (via champ1192)

2) "I'm just some slappy up here calling the game." – Matt Millen (via Bleacher Report)

1) "It'll be a 38-17 game if Auburn makes this field goal." – Gary Danielson on a 34-17 game, inventing 4 point field goals. (via hashim_cole)

Week 12 Standings

T1) Gary Danielson 90 pts

T1) Matt Millen 81 pts

3) Lou Holtz 51 pts

4)  Mark May 39 pts

5) David Pollack 33 pts

6) Lee Corso 31 pts  

7) Glen Mason 22 pts

8) Rece Davis 18 pts, Brian Griese 18 pts

T10) Brent Musburger 17 pts, Jesse Palmer 17 pts, Craig Bolerjack 17 pts

Others receiving votes: Kirk Herbstreit 16 pts, Dan Hicks 15 pts, Petros Papadakis 14 pts, Mike Mayock 12 pts, Don Criqui 10 pts,  Joe Tessitore 9 pts, Matt Stinchcomb 9 pts, Pete Najarian 9 pts, Chris Spielman 9 pts, Tom Hammond 8 pts, Brad Nessler 8 pts,  Desmond Howard 8 pts, Beth Mowins 7 pts, Eric Collins 7 pts, Joey Galloway 7 pts, Spencer Tillman 7 pts, Verne Lundquist 7 pts, Chris Simms 6 pts, Todd Blackledge 6 pts, Brian Jones 6 pts, Ovie Mughelli 6 pts, Joey Harrington 5 pts, Danny Kanell 5 pts, Steve Levy 5 pts, Dick Stockton 4 pts, Ray Bentley 4 pts, Tony Barnhart 4 pts, Chuck Long 3 pts, Chris Fowler 3 pts, Justin Kutcher 2 pts, Sean McDonough 2 pts, Aaron Taylor 1 pt,  Dave Pasch 1 pt, Tim Couch 1 pt, Mark Jones 1 pt, Andre Ware.

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Your Week 12 Pammies Winners & Updated Standings

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Just one week left in the regular season and it looks like the Top 2 spots in the 2012 Pam Ward Chronicles are settled with Matt Millen more than doubling up second place Gary Danielson, who's widened the gap back to third.  But, there's still some competition to decide the finalists who will go to New York.  Wait, that is for this award… right?  Your weekly Top 10 quotes and full standings after the jump…

10) "The mad hatter got out-hatted…" -Gary Danielson (via ScottWoolf)

9) "You look at this guy & in a few seconds, you can see he's a football player." – Danny Kanell (via bubbaprog)

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8) "it's like you're playing a video game, but I can't find the button for defense" -Mike Patrick, obviously not a gamer (via MattEdMoore)

7) "It's 41-24, someone didn't take their meds, this game is bipolar." – Mike Patrick (via sctvman)

6) "You gotta save the football team, that's why they call you the safety!" – Gary Danielson (via sjwest86)

5) "Good snap, good hold, shankadellic." -Matt Millen (via kylejgood) describing a missed FG.

4) ""Play action, Smith, wide open over the middle of the field, in traffic and that ball…picked off, 25-yard-line…no! Knocked it down!" – Craig Bolerjack (via DevsFan30) Que?

3) "Marquise Lee is the best receiver in football, including the NFL." – Eddie George (via chifan414)

2) "John Simon is like the Everready Bunny" – Matt Millen (via McNealc31)

1) " Not So Fast Midget" – Lee Corso (via jleimer)

Week 12 Standings

1) Matt Millen 108 pts

2) Gary Danielson 47 pts

3) Verne Lundquist 30 pts

4) Lou Holtz 29 pts

T5) Mark May 25 pts, Lee Corso 25 pts

Others receiving votes: Kirk Herbstreit 21 pts, Beth Mowins 19 pts, Desmond Howard 19 pts, Erin Andrews 19 pts, Danny Kanell 16 pts, Eddie George 16 pts, Dan Hawkins 14.5, Mike Patrick 14 pts,   Brent Musburger 13 pts, Rece Davis 13 pts, Chris Martin 12 pts, Gus Johnson 12 pts, Eric Crouch 12 pts, Todd Blackledge 11 pts, Andre Ware 10.5 pts, Brian Griese 10 pts,  Kevin Carter 10 pts, Wendi Nix 10 pts, Glen Mason 10 pts, Dave Neal 9 pts,  Carter Blackburn 9 pts, Joel Klatt 9 pts,  Jesse Palmer 8 pts, Tom Hart 7 pts, Robert Smith 7 pts, Derek Rackley 7 pts,  Craig Bolerjack 7 pts, Tom Luginbill 7 pts, Charles Davis 6 pts,  David Pollack 4 pts, Mark Jones 4 pts, Chris Fowler 4 pts,  Brad Nessler 3 pts, Sean McDonough 3 pts, Dale Drypolcher 2 pts, Chris Doering 2 pts, Mike Morgan 1 pt, Tom Cole 1 pt.

Celebrity Division: Ryan Lochte 10 pts, Charles Barkley 9 pts, David Feherty 8 pts.

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Managing Editor of Awful Announcing and award winning sportswriter. Bloguin consigliere. The biggest cat in the whole wide world.

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