WGN anchor reports Colorado residents shoveling hair

If you put anything on that teleprompter, the anchors at WGN in Chicago are going to read it.  That's the only explanation I have for this anchor saying over a shot in Colorado, "That's not snow people are shoveling… it's hair!"

Shoveling.  Hair.

I'm not even sure there's a relevant joke to play me out this time.  Even I'm completely flabbergasted on what to say about this one.

(via Bacon Sports)

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