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Week 8 sees all of our frontrunners on their best behavior this week, so it's a big week for some announcers in the midpack to catch up and make this a real race for the Pammies crown.  Here's all of your Pammy nominees for Week 8 after the jump…

1) "They get a turnover on downs." – Brian Griese on a 3rd down stop (via sctvman)

2) "How good are you in college football? As good as your backup quarterback." – Mike Mayock (via awkwardsport)

3) "That field goal was just what Baylor needed for momentum going to halftime." – Matt Stinchcomb on a 37-0 game. (via joelgrunberger)

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4) "Great win for Auburn and Gus Manziel!" – Gary Danielson (via CaptTouchback)

5) "The sun will shine on the Kansas losing streak." – Mark Jones (via tvtime44)

6) "He's doing his best Denzel Washington impersonation." – Gus Johnson on an injured punter (via jaredgallagher)

7) "Once Manziel breaks the pocket, it's over for the A&M secondary." – Gary Danielson (via brannen_mcmahan)

8) "If you're there, you're there. If you're here, you're here." – Joey Galloway (via CBJSprague24)

9) "James Franklin, like Jim Harbaugh, turning a bunch of bookworms into street fighters." – Aaron Taylor (via eppingerkeith)

10) "Don't be surprised if there are any more surprises in that wide open SEC East." – Tim Brando (via taddmike)

11) "Not so fast, Ghostbusters!" – Lee Corso to Bill Murray (via sctvman)

12) "Iowa hasn't given up a single rushing TD this year, that will get at least doubled today." – David Pollack getting fooled on multiplying by zero. (via ihatelawschool)

13) "He's really half H-back, half tight end, half right guard with #35 on his back." – Gary Danielson (via amolyajnik)

14) "The center had a bit of a butt roll." – Mike Mayock (via racefortheprize)

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If there is one person on the planet who could topple Matt Millen in this week's Pammies nominees, it is the one and only "sex idiot" himself, Ryan Lochte.  Lochte's legendary GameDay appearance looked more like Seth MacFarlane's impersonation of Lochte, but the end result is still the same – plenty of laughs for all of us.  Can the celeb picker pick up 10 Pammies points and move to the top of our Celebrity Division?  Check the nominees and the poll after the jump…

1) "One of my fantasies is to throw it back to Robert Flores." – Sean McDonough (via sctvman)

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2) "He's been putting drives together like Brad Keselowski" – Desmond Howard (via ssgrandy)

3) "There is so much eye candy in this Arizona State offense." – Jesse Palmer

4) "Michael Doctor with the interception. You might say the doctor was home" – Matt Millen (via NickLough)

5) "This could be just the break Iowa needed." - Derek Rackley as Penn State fumbles ball into the end zone, up 31-0 on Iowa (via sctvman)

6) "If he throws it away from the defense, it might be a touchdown" – Todd Blackledge on an INT in the endzone (via ZacMcCrary)

7) "The best deodorant is a win" – Mike Maycock (via taddmike)

8) "You get their balls in their hands, and they are freakish." – Matt Millen (via tdmaverick12)

9) "Sometimes you just magically find yourself." – Dan Hawkins (via thrillis4)

10) "Both teams very concerned, when you get in the redzone, you gotta come away with 7, not 6." -Glen Mason (via HenryClayAiken)

11) "Nebraska draws first blood" – Danny Kanell with the score 10-7 Nebraska (via tjlaroe)

12) "I'll play Bobby Flay, and jump in that kitchen for a minute." – Brad Nessler

13) "Ya know, uhh, there' gonna, I think they're gonna end their six game losing streak in the SEC, so I'm gonna go with Auburn. " – Ryan Lochte picking LSU/A&M

14) "What do you do with those timeouts in the locker room? Do they give you motivation?" – Andre Ware (via bmaze)

15) If they're going to win this game, they're going to have to score." – Brian Griese (dshookcsl)

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It was a crazy week in college football with a hail mary in East Lansing, a massive upset in Norman, and Stanford’s rushing game being as strong as a Jim Harbaugh handshake.  It was also a fantastic week for the Pammies with a few stalwarts showing up in the nominees and a couple returnees as well.  Perhaps Dr. Lou or one of the amazing PamHawk can topple Craig James this week.

As a reminder as to how the Pammy vote works, each week we’ll nominate 15-20 quotes for you to pick the best 10.  The winning quote of the week will earn that person 10 points all the way down to 1 point for 10th.  Remember, you can vote for your favorite five quotes.  Here are your Week 8 nominees…

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1) Wendi Nix: “I hear Doctor Lou will be in the house at halftime.” 
Lou Holtz: “Yeah, well no. Not in the house. He’ll be here.” (via bjo109)

2) Charles Davis: Hey Tim, isn’t it hard for a coach to do that?
(long silence)
Davis: I’ll get back with you on that, Tim. (via CaptTouchback)

3) “it’s tough to see Marcus hurt. he’s one of the best college football players we have in college football” – Gary Danielson (via bjo109)

4) “Are they saying boo or hoos?” – Dan Hawkins (via danhodes) They’re saying Boo-erns.  Boo-erns.

5A) “I’m all for it. I’m not completely against it.” – Craig James (via DWW_1992)

5B) ”It’s not even close and it’s really close right now.” – Craig James (via IsaacTM)

6) “You dont win the Kentucky Derby with a jackass.” – Lou Holtz (via joshlabell)

7) “If Washington is going to win this game, they’re going to have to outscore Stanford.” – Sean McDonough (via Tom Gower)

8) “We kind of rotate good points up here.” – Craig James (via glokkenspx)

9) “These two teams need a win like a man needs water in the desert” – Mike Palawaski (via jleimer)

10) ‘I think with Ware & Mathieu suspended, LSU will look to other guys.’ – Gary Danielson (via sctvman)

11) “Play to the echo of the whistle” – Kirk Herbstreit (via sctvman)

12) “The more I watch Florida St., the more I see the run game just not working.” – Todd McShay (via glokkenspx) after Florida St ran for over 200 yds.

13) “Boyd only has 2 catches on the year but he makes them count because he has 3 touchdowns.” – Chris Spielman (via bjo109)

14) “LSU’s defense will dish out physicalness on Auburn.” - Mark May (via bjo109)

15) “He’s the Peyton Manning of the NCAA.” – Matt Millen on Andrew Luck.  Peyton went to college, too. (via SC_DougFarrar)

16) ”That is a statistical…uhh, something that was proven statistically, right? There was research done on that.” – Pam Ward (via twogunsholla)

17)   Grandmas   dont look like thatThats a Good-Looking Grandma!” - Matt Millen (via davidreyJR)

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The winners will come Wednesday morning so make sure you vote early and often and check back for the full Week 9 announcing sked later this week!

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Managing Editor of Awful Announcing and award winning sportswriter. Bloguin consigliere. The biggest cat in the whole wide world.

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