Tiziano Crudeli is back! And now he’s freaking out about Mario Balotelli!

It's been far too long since we've featured beloved Italian crazy person slash soccer commentator Tiziano Crudeli in these parts.  The noted AC Milan fanatic reached his insane heights once again thanks to new Rossoneri striker Mario Balotelli.  Balotelli scored his fourth goal in three games for Milan in a 2-1 victory over Parma and Tiziano suffered what appears to be spontaneous human combustion.


The fact that the supernatural forces of Mario Balotelli and Tiziano Crudeli are now combining should send the entire continent of Europe hurtling into outer space.  I for one can't wait.

Matt Yoder

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