Be honest, you never heard of Florida Gulf Coast University until Friday.  But since then they've become the darlings of the NCAA Tournament.  Not only did they get a win as a 15 seed, they throw down mesmerising dunks (even getting a nickname, Dunk City, in a record period of time), the coach's wife is a supermodel, and the school has its own beach.  With all that, I wouldn't be surprised if they had their own golf course too.  Here, TBS refers to FGCU as Florida "Golf" Coast University in two different spots.  At least they sound the same.  Besides, if it was truly Florida Golf Coast, then they'd really be the most awesome school left in the tourney.

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