The NBA leads the world in stupid stunts to kill time for the crowd in attendance.  Trampoline dunks, mascots, female dancers, fat guy dancers, magic acts, blue men groups, people entirely encapsulating themselves in abnormally small crates, those giant bouncy pogo stick things, and in Indiana… human bowling.  Pacers play by play man Chris Denari tried his hand as a human bowling ball after the first quarter in a game against the Hawks this week, bowled a strike, and then triumphantly walked back to the booth.  Thank goodness for the broadcast he didn't try swallowing a sword on fire or anything.

[SB Nation]

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