Lyoto Machida and Brazilian reporter drink their pee

I really hope and pray this is just some publicity stunt and that's really apple juice, but I'm not so sure.  Apparently UFC fighter Lyoto Machida is known for drinking his own urine in non-survival situations.  It flushes out the system and keeps you healthy and grosses out everyone else.

This idea must have really intrigued Brazilian reporter Sabrina Sato.  Watch as she and Machida raise a glass and toast with each other's urine before drinking it down.  I can't think of 5 things I would rather do less than drink my own or somebody else's pee.  Let's hope nobody in American television gets an ideas from this segment.

Excuse me for a moment…


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