THAT CROWN IS AWESOME BABY WITH A CAPITAL "A" AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT FLUORIDE, IT'S A PTPER!!! SUPER SCINTILLATING SENSATIONAL FLOSSING!!!

If only Dick Vitale channeled his basketball passion into dentistry, this country would have much better dental hygiene

About Matt Yoder

Award winning sportswriter at The Comeback and Awful Announcing. The biggest cat in the whole wide world.