Buffalo Bills running back CJ Spiller was being interviewed by WGRZ in Buffalo and offered some deep, personal thoughts on a topic surely on the minds of all Bills fans.
Spiller compliments SpongeBob as a hard worker and a team player while decrying Mr. Krabs stealing people's money. He also asks the tough questions, like how Patrick sleeps under a rock without suffocating himself? These are the existential philosophical dilemmas that concern all mammal and amphibian life, and I suppose professional athletes who still watch cartoons…
If CJ Spiller still enjoys himself some SpongeBob, more power to him. While we're at it, I have a few questions of my own. Why is Mr. Krabs' daughter a whale? What are Squidward's true motivations as a character? Just how did a squirrel transport a dome filled with air to the bottom of the ocean? Just how old is SpongeBob? And when exactly is Mega Weenie Monday?