Tuesday night Chris Webber channeled the spirit of his inner John Madden in the NBA TV studios and broke out the telestrator for detailed analysis of this couple sharing what looks to be a tasty mint chocolate chip ice cream cone. I've been there before, you don't get between a man and his ice cream. Webber's circling and commentary on relationships is a riot. Why he isn't being used for the NCAA Tournament escapes me as he's quickly becoming one of my favorite analysts. (That's why I picked him in the SI March Madness fantasy draft after all.) Turner, give C-Web more airtime!