We've expressed our disdain for the "Keys to the Game" multiple times in the past. No network really breaks any ground with these – Fox is especially terrible at breaking new ground with their Keys to the Game.
But on NBA TV Tuesday night, Chris Webber set the bar high for any future Keys to the Game. His three keys for the Heat during their game with the Hawks? LeBron wake up, LeBron get on bus, LeBron show up to the game. All of that happened, and the Heat did win the game 104-88, but James had his worst game of the year, scoring a season-low 13 points on 6/13 shooting. Hey, maybe LeBron's presence on the court simply willed the Heat to a win!