On Saturday, the crown jewel of Fox Sports 1's debut will feature a live UFC show from Boston. The main event of that show will pit everyone's favorite trash talker, Chael Sonnen, against former light heavyweight champion Shogun Rua. On Tuesday's episode of UFC Tonight on Fuel (the last episode on Fuel, for that matter), Sonnen recited a poem to hosts Kenny Florian and Daniel Cormier, trashing Rua.

Sonnen's generally talks a pretty good game, but his prose needs a little bit of work. At least he didn't say anything this team to get the whole country of Brazil wanting to kill him.

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