What in the superficial nonsense hell was CBS Houston thinking when they allowed this anonymous craptastic mess to be published? The Houston Rockets are playing the Oklahoma City Thunder in the playoffs right now and the local affiliate in Houston took it upon themselves to single out an OKC cheerleader by asking if she was "too chunky" in a poorly written, humiliating embarrassment to civilized society.

The answer is no. No, she is not too chunky.

Seriously though, why why WHY did this get published? How could this anonymous hot garbage make it through presumably multiple human beings to see the light of day? In a time when no one is ever satisfied with anyone else's appearance, this is the last thing we need to be reading. 

Oh, but fear not, CBS doesn't want us to be offended, noting:

"We’re not trying to be ugly. We are just discussing what men like in women, specifically NBA cheerleaders."

First of all, task not accomplished. If you have to write "we're not trying to be ugly" then you already failed. Miserably.

Second of all, if you think she's beautiful, as you claim, what is the purpose of this entire article? Is it this ridiculous poll question including, and this is not a joke, the choice that the cheerleader "could use some tightening up in her midsection"?

Third and FINAL of all, this is the only thing I have to say to you:

 
Ed Note: Today CBS Houston finally pulled the article from its website, but just to prove that it did in fact exist and they can't run away and hide from this debacle (News Flash: if you post something on the internet, it may be saved for posterity), here is the article in screenshot form…
 

 

About Reva Friedel

Reva is a staff writer for Awful Announcing and the AP Party. She lives in Orange County and roots for zero California teams.