If you've paid close attention to this site over the years, you'll know my affinity for Aussie Rules football.  It's seriously the most entertaining game in the world and I probably watch more AFL football during a week than 99% of Americans have seen in a lifetime.  (Two words: Majak Daw!!)

This AFL clip comes to us from the lead-up to Sunday's game between Melbourne and the Gold Coast Suns.  The Suns are one of the AFL's two recent expansion teams (the other being Greater Western Sydney) while Melbourne is currently in a stretch that is the Aussie version of Matt Millen's Detroit Lions.  In other words, it was going to be a dog of a game.  Maybe that's why analyst Gerard Healy's mind was elsewhere as he was previewing the game and called the Suns the "Gold C**ts."  Let your mind run wild with that Freudian slip!

For what it's worth, Gold Coast blasted Melbourne 114-54 for their first win at the MCG.

H/T TBL

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