Year 7 of the Pammies is underway! If you're new to the actual voting process, each week The Official Pam Ward Chronicles Nominating Committee (aka me) will nominate 15-20 quotes for you to pick the best 10. The winning quote of the week will earn that announcer 10 points all the way down to 1 point for 10th on our way to crowning a Pammies winner for 2013. Here are your Week 1 nominees…
1) "Come on now, you get paid for it. Catch the ball." – Glen Mason after a key UNLV drop. (via Serpent of Eden)
2) "Devon Kennard is the son of his father Derek Kennard…" -Aaron Taylor (via joelederer)
3) "Utah State has 3 timeouts remaining, Utah has 4." – Justin Kutcher (via AA)
4) "That was huge for Pitt to make it a 3-possession game." – Jesse Palmer (via several) on a Pitt FG that changed the score from 31-10 to 31-13.
5) "You just sprayed me with some slaw." – Rece Davis to an eating Jesse Palmer (via CaptTouchback)
6) "There's strong, there's Army strong, then there's Charlie Strong" – Matt Millen (via bigbigbanger)
7) "The best way to describe Trey Burton? He's just a football player." – Andre Ware (via hbramblet)
8) "Welcome back on a humid afternoon in Morgantown, Virginia." – Adam Alexander (via DCAbloob)
9) "Hawaii is out-physicallying USC" – Aaron Taylor (via robtedlund)
10) "AJ McCarron doesn't beat you with his foot, he beats you with his heart" – Lou Holtz (via aaBatt)
11) "Michigan State didn't have an offensive touchdown AT ALL in 2012. That's their second of the evening" – Eric Collins (via sctvman)
12) "That's what football's supposed to sound like. Clean" – Matt Millen getting his senses mixed up. (via colinmeans)
13) "Look at the ref swivel his hips and run" – Matt Stinchcomb (via phillipjtang)
14) "Growing up in upstate New York, I used to watch it when I was growing up, when it was on television." – Mark May fibbing to viewers about the ND-Michigan rivalry. (via Deadspin)
15) "The fan likes the huddle." – Gary Danielson (via AA)
16) "They might get out of jail free with this penalty card." – J Leman (via sctvman)
17) "Notre Dame, they are a football team" – Lee Corso (via crocshots)
VOTE for your Week 1 Pammy Nominees! (Vote for up to 5)
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