Video: Patriots owner Bob Kraft stars in weird, kinky audition tape

The sports gods must have known you'd be waking up to the slowest sports day of the year because they have provided manna from heaven.  That manna is in the form of a video that comes all the way from the Twilight Zone.  It features Patriots owner Bob Kraft, 71, reading lines with his bikini clad girlfriend Ricki Noel Lander, 32.

We find Lander auditioning for the role of Mary Elena, who appears to be some sort of dance instructor while Kraft plays the role of a rich Yahoo! executive smitten with her.  Evidently, Lander is attempting to further her acting career that includes such presitigious roles as "Hot Girl" in Working Class and "Flight Attendant" in Iron Man.  Good for her.

But, the star of the show is indeed Kraft with his old white man dancing and punching an anonymous man at the end complete with tough guy quote "f*ck you pussy!"  Surreal.

At least we learned one thing from this video – Bob Kraft is a better dancer than his quarterback Tom Brady.

(H/T Yahoo

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