Oh… my… sweet… baby… Jesus…

"Television personality Regis Philbin will visit ESPN for First Take on Friday, Dec. 14. A self-proclaimed fan of the show, Regis requested an opportunity to debate Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless on the day’s hottest sports topics. College football is certain to be a topic of discussion as Philbin is an alum of Notre Dame, and the native New Yorker will also want to discuss the Giants and Jets. First Take airs weekdays at 10 a.m. on ESPN2."

And I for one welcome our new insect overlords.  I'd like to remind them that as a trusted blogger, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.


[via ESPN]

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