I don't think I've seen an episode of Survivor since the days Elizabeth Hasselbeck wasn't a Hasselbeck.  That's been about 63 seasons ago and somehow the show is still around.  Evidently, former San Francisco Giants second basemen Jeff Kent was booted off the island last night and was none too pleased.  While you can watch the entire tribal council thingy here, the golden clip is Kent's final words after losing his chance at a million dollars.  Not only does he get in a shot at President Obama, he references the millions he made in his MLB career, and calls himself a Game 7 loser.  

"You know what pisses me off? I think I've made about $60 million playing baseball and I want this frickin' million dollars in this game. And it's not even a million bucks, it's 600,000 by the time Obama takes it. I'm a Game 7 World Series loser. You know I played in the biggest games in the world and the worst games in the world, but this just sucks. "

Game 7 World Series loser, Survivor loser, future tax hike victim.  Man, Jeff Kent has it rough.

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