If you're aching for some good old fashioned hockey fights, something called the Southern Professional Hockey League is here for you!  This slobberknocker between the Hunstville Havoc and the Mississippi Surge involves both benches, players, goalies, trainers, and everyone in between.  The best part of the video though is the play by play man calmly leading us through the mass brawl.  The quiet indignation and disgust when one player picks up a stick and admonishing of the referees for losing control is fabulous.  Actually, the only thing missing from this clip that would make it an all time classic is the crowd chanting "S-E-C!  S-E-C!  S-E-C!"

(via Deadspin)