I would tell you the details about this video from Deadspin, featuring a large man missing some of his teeth yelling about a high school football team for seven minutes straight like it was some sort of Ultimate Warrior promo… but that would take all the fun out of it. No, this is something that you just have to see to believe. Ladies and gentlemen, the shout out to the Knox City Greyhounds…
DOMINATE!! ANNIHILATE!! ASSASSINATE!!!!!
In case you haven’t had enough, there’s another video, too. I think I just became a Knox City Greyhounds fan.