The following amazing goal comes courtesy of the Dutch second division and Bart van Brakel of Den Bosch.  He incredibly scores from the halfway line, but the clip also doubles as our crazy foreign soccer announcer clip of the week.  Listen to this announcer give a Wookiesque yell as the ball sails into the net.  Either that, or he happens to be gargling warm salt water during the game.  Here I thought weird announcing noises were only reserved for Chris Berman…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n9lIN1lgyVI?hd=1