Twitter is great for breaking news… and also for hashtags that have the capability to immediately mock said breaking news. Yesterday, it was reported (shockingly) that Kim Kardashian’s marriage ended after 72 DAYS to otherwise anonymous NBAer Kris Humphries. Against all odds, this marriage turned into a traveshamockery faster than you could say, well, traveshamockery. So much for the sanctity of marriage.
The trending tag that arose in light of this stunning news was #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage. Of course, there are way too many sports examples to let this pass by unnoticed. We thought of a couple, but also took to Twitter for your ideas as well. Below are Things Longer Than Kim’s Marriage and the matching Twitter handles of our tweeps. As always, these are Real Tweets from Real People…
Joe Buck Live (awfulannouncing)
The Eagles Dream Team (rhymeswithfish)
Rush Limbaugh, NFL analyst (awfulannouncing)
Brett Favre’s Retirements (CaptTouchback)
The XFL (TlkSuperstation and others)
TCU in the Big East (TheSamAntics and others)
The NBA Lockout (awfulannouncing… sadly this isn’t a joke, this is fact)
Doug Flutie’s Hail Mary (KennethTherrian)
Visanthe Shiancoe (AdamGangl)
The last 2 minutes of an NCAA Tourney game (astem00)
Bruce Feldman’s suspension (mattyzucks)
The OJ trial (FreddiePhysical)
Greg Oden (JasonJayPetri and others)
Tiki Barber’s media career (Ja_Meadows)
A New Jersey Nets winning streak (JoshuaBatelli)
Quite Frankly with Stephen A. Smith (TlkSuperstation)
Kris Humphries’ NBA career (awfulannouncing)
Billy Donovan, Magic Head Coach (JagsFan93)
The Preakness (YoPaulieNJ)
Lance Lynn’s World Series Game 5 appearance (curtgOK)
A Tony La Russa pitching change (aeronaut005)
John Lackey’s ERA (TheZaharaDesert)
The Magic Hour (psicher)
Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football (thejohnmarx)
And finally…
Khloe and Lamar (awfulannouncing)
Thankfully, true love still does exist somewhere in this cruel world…
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