Only A Monkey Riding A Dog Herding Sheep Can Apparently Save Us From TebowMania

Yesterday, the New Engalnd Patriots ended the six game winning streak of the Denver Broncos.  However, that wasn’t the biggest story to come out of Denver.  Neither was the play of Tom Brady.  And, believe it or not, the biggest story out of the Patriots-Broncos game wasn’t even Tim Tebow.  In fact, dare I say we finally found a story big enough to eclipse the impossible heights of TebowMania.  And to think all it took was tiny monkeys, riding dogs, herding sheep at halftime in Denver.  Here’s the video evidence…

For what it’s worth, this is the only time in the last two months I’ve seen anything draw more attention at any given time than Tim Tebow.  Apparently, the sheep herding, dog riding, monkey wizards are a traveling act.  There’s extended footage set to Americana music here.  Just knowing this video made us forget about Tim Tebow, if only for a short period of time, can hopefully release us from the grips of TebowMania forever.  We’ve seen the light people!

Sadly though, it has to come at the expense of these poor, vulnerable, adorable little monkeys.  Does TebowMania speak worse of us as a culture than forcing little monkeys to ride dogs for entertainment?  Sure, a monkey riding a dog is all fun and games now, but really, it’s only a matter of time before monkeys start doing more advanced tricks.  Then they’re sold as pets, and one thing leads to another and you got a massive ape revolt on your hands.  Oh well, after living through TebowMania, maybe a full blown ape conquest wouldn’t be so bad… although now that I think about it, as one of the eight people that has seen every Planet of the Apes movie, I can tell you the chronological ending isn’t necessarily a great outcome for anyone…

Matt Yoder

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