Joe Morgan Was Just As Lost Leading The World’s Largest Chicken Dance As He Was In The Booth

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The organizers of The World’s Largest Chicken Dance at Oktoberfest were drawn to Joe Morgan’s chicken-like flapping back arm when he played almost 30 years ago, but what they got out of this year’s LEADER was a chicken running around with his head cut off. (Chicken puns, I know you like those).  

See the embarrassment for yourself (via The Score): 



It’s kind of sad that Morgan had to YouTube how to do the dance the night before (clearly not following his six P’s again), despite the fact it’s played at baseball stadiums every night, but it’s even more depressing that Morgan was allowed to half-ass this chicken shit on a large stage with pretty, short-skirted girls, who happened to be showing half of their asses.

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