Jack Edwards Has A Crazy Rant About Biting And Breastfeeding

Our favorite hockey play by play man, Crazy Jack Edwards, is at his traditionally crazy antics yet again.  I’m sure many of you are asking – “why, with the Bruins in the Stanley Cup Finals and Edwards not broadcasting games, there could be no such outlet for Crazy Jack Edwards and his crazy antics, could there be?”  And to that I say thank you to the good folks at WEEI for giving Jack Edwards an outlet for his unique sense of wisdom and mentally disturbed ranting.  This audio from Jack addresses Vancouver’s Alex Burrows biting the hand of Boston’s Patrice Bergeron.  Surprisingly, Burrows was not suspended by the NHL.  Thankfully though, the entire incident has given us this video of Jack Torrance… err… I mean Edwards, providing a poignant social commentary on the matter complete with some kind of circus music.  By the way, congrats if you spun the Jack Edwards Wheel of Insanity and landed on Breastfeeding.

H/T Fang’s Bites

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