Last week, Create the Caption starred Justin Bieber awkwardly talking with Craig Sager.  The winner was Rizzmiggizz with “Welcome to my chocolate factory, Charlie.”  Thanks for those of you that participated!  This week, our caption comes from the man that is winning the moment – one Charlie Sheen.  I can’t think of anyone that has so captivated the nation like the insane drugged out actor has for the past 72 hours.  After opening his Twitter account and gaining hundreds of thousands of followers instantly, Sheen tweeted this picture along with the words, “Winning!… choose your vice.”  Can you create a create the caption to describe Charlie’s madness?  At least he’s still channeling his inner Ricky Vaughn with that Indians cap.  There’s a lot to work with here people, I’m hoping for some awesome captions!

#Winning Links

ESPN is threatening suit over rights to… Conference USA?  Really?  [Sports Business Journal]

The first official shot is fired in the NFL Lockout saga – a victory for the players as owners will be denied their massive TV money in the event of football’s absence.  [Sports Illustrated]

A journalist got fired for clapping for Trevor Bayne in the Daytona pressbox.  Here’s his side of the story.  [Frontstretch]

The Sporting News on AOL has arrived.  Here’s what it looks like.  [Sporting News]

Sadly, the Colombian club soccer mascot owl has died.  [Fox Sports]

ESPN’s new ombudsman is actually a journalism school.  [ESPN Media Zone]

CM Punk made Shawne Merriman Go 2 Sleep in a cross-sport (or entertainment) Twitter fight.  [Hot Clicks]

About Matt Yoder

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