phillies

I’ve been an MLB.TV subscriber for seven seasons. As a result, I’ve watched thousands of MLB games over the years, and not once, I don’t recall, have I seen a celebratory boob grab.

That woeful streak ended tonight.

While watching the Phillies reclaim first place of the NL East, a Phillies bro showed his excitement by firmly cupping his right hand around a girl’s right chesticle in front of the world to see. It might be assault, brother, but he was probably double dared , and it was totally worth it.

The internet is such an¬†awesome place, it only took about 15 minutes after the game was over for me to find it on the internet with the simple search terms of “Phillies boob grab.”