I’ve been an MLB.TV subscriber for seven seasons. As a result, I’ve watched thousands of MLB games over the years, and not once, I don’t recall, have I seen a celebratory boob grab.
That woeful streak ended tonight.
While watching the Phillies reclaim first place of the NL East, a Phillies bro showed his excitement by firmly cupping his right hand around a girl’s right chesticle in front of the world to see. It might be assault, brother, but he was probably double dared , and it was totally worth it.
The internet is such an awesome place, it only took about 15 minutes after the game was over for me to find it on the internet with the simple search terms of “Phillies boob grab.”