So the newest Jordans were unveiled yesterday, and shoe addicts everywhere swooned. Well for some reason, ESPN decided to put a glorified commercial for the product before Top Plays, and SC’s Josh Elliott took umbrage with the nonsensical spot. Here’s the clip…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSXhvUB0_4Q&hl=en&fs=1

$230 dollars?!?! Good lord that’s a lot of money! How about I give you ten and you just let me tie the tongue around the top of my foot with some twine?

Good on you, Josh Elliott. However, I will say that the new Jordans do look a little badass.