Out of all the times I’ve used the “randomness” tag on the site, I think it’s most appropriate for this item. Following his “big reveal” on Fox this past weekend, Shiancoe has probably received a ton of offers, but none more interesting than this one. From AVN via Deadspin….
“From what we’ve seen, there is definitely a career for Visanthe in the adult industry, if he’d like one,” said Black Ice general manager Tony Santoro. “We would welcome an opportunity to align ourselves with a world-class athlete of Viante’s stature.”
Black Ice publicist Scott Stein said the company is unaware of any morals clause in Shiancoe’s contract that would prevent him from accepting a contract with the makers of Bubble Butt Barbecue 2.
“Whether or not Visanthe will be interested in our offer – or if the league will intervene – remains to be seen,” said Santoro. “It’s worth a shot, as this would definitely be something that the fans will want to see.”
Umm, Bubble Butt Barbecue…2??? Okay then. I’m not one to tell people what to do with their lives, but as a Tight End that no one really knew about up until now, Shiancoe might actually be more famous if he did accept the offer.