I don’t have any clue why ESPN sat down with Tom Cruise this past weekend. Wait, I take that back. Of course I know why, but that doesn’t make it any less random. Stu Scott talked with the Actor/Scientologist about his new movie, his love of Sports and Brett Favre, for over SIXTEEN! minutes, and here it is in its entirety. I do encourage you to do what I did, and just randomly click around once the video has loaded, and try to figure out what Tom Cruise is talking about. Every answer is in the exact same tone an

“Valkyrie, your new movie. Uh, it’s about the plan to assassinate Hitler. It’s one of those edge of your seat, intense movies, especially the last 45 minutes. In what ways does that kind of intensity, match or maybe even supersede, the intensity of great Sports…..event.”- Stuart Scott

Are you kidding me?!?! I can’t even come up with words to describe how asinine that question is. Pointlessness of the interview aside, good lord that is pathetic! I’m sorry for having subjected you to that.

Tom Cruise finds Brett Favre to be an inspiration (Watchdog)

(P.S.- How creepy is that still shot of Cruise before you hit play? He’s watching you with one eye people, and if you don’t go see “Valkyrie”, he will use his superpowers to destroy you!)