You Stay Classy Dolphins

I don’t think there’s a question that this undefeated season is more impressive than the Dolphins. I think the Pats could lose in the playoffs and it would still seem like a bigger accomplishment to me. Well that’s not what the Dolphins are saying today. Insert ’72 Dolphin Kicker Garo Yepremian….

“They’re playing well,” Yepremian said. “But they still have three more opponents coming up.

“I can’t say how I feel because they haven’t done it yet. If I had hair, I would look like Tom Cruise. But I don’t have any hair. They haven’t done it, so how I can I say how I feel?”

What does that even mean? I think we found the real “idiot kicker”. I’m also still looking for some Mercury Morris comments so we can all laugh at his ridiculousness.

Yepremian: Pats need three more wins to match Miami (ESPN)

Here are our good friend Mercury’s thoughts……

“My feeling about it is as consistent as it has been all year. It doesn’t matter to me whether or not they win them all because it doesn’t affect anything we’ve done. When all the dust clears, the best they can do is to stand beside us, and in the end, that’s not a bad thing. I will welcome them to the neighborhood with my Mr. Rogers sweater on, but first they have to get to the neighborhood.”

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