(posted by OMDQ)
Need motivation? You’re from Concord, Massachusetts, right? Thought so. Best ballplayer to ever come out of that happy little town since it was incorporated in 1635? You bet your Casper Asbjornson you are. Nice web site they’ve got there – I’ll bet you’re mentioned all over the place, aren’t you? What’s that – you’re not? A search for “glavine” turns up exactly zero hits? They mention Henry David Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson and Louisa May Alcott, but not Thomas Michael Glavine? Jerks.