(Usually) Everyday I’ll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I’m also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
“Somewhere…Matthew McConaghey is lonely”- The Great Bambi
“Check out my new friend. Yeah, he looks like Ben Affleck, except he’s not a huge fricking douche.”- JJ
“I refer to my missing right nut as The Departed.”- G-Money (So Wrong, but so funny)
“America, you like apples? DO..YOU…LIKE…APPLES? I got Lance Armstrong’s numbah, how do you like THEM apples?”- Anon
“You know, Lance, this is never gonna work. I mean, we don’t have a hip 21st century combo name like Bennifer – Mance? Latt? Damrong?! I give up!”- Anon
Lance: Did you see where Mary-Kate went?
Matt: MATT DA-MON
– Dr. C
Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Eva Longoria talking with Lance Armstrong’s Ex Sheryl Crow during last nights Lakers-Spurs game? (I swear I didn’t plan that.)
This Just About Sums Up The Mitchell Report (SI)
MLB Isn’t The Only Entity With A Steroids Problem (Sherdog)
A Whole Channel Devoted To Hockey Stats, Exciting I Know (Going Five Hole)
More On That Jeremy Shockey New Years Party (Watch Dog)
Suzyn Waldman Did Not Have A Good Day Yesterday (Satire Alert) (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Jenn Sterger Talks To Yet Another Blog (Epic Carnival)
Lastly, you’re all going to hate me, but that interview I promised isn’t coming until Monday. I have to transcribe the audio and there’s just not enough time (there’s never enough time!). For those of you who ventured guesses….yes it is Gus Johnson, and yes he was as awesome as you’d think he’d be. I promise it will be up either late Sunday night or early Monday morning. Until then you get a crudely photoshopped picture that I created over a year ago in praise of this site’s Patron Saint.